1st Ward Primary Talent Expo: The Highlights

• The little guy whose talent was throwing a football to his dad clear at the back of the cultural hall
• The innocent-looking sisters who sang a song that they'd written, which began with "If it was raining weiner dogs, I'd be happy for eternity" and ended with a gang sign and a "What Up?"
• The boy who sang "Do Your Ears Hang Low" while his brother accompanied on the guitar, but finished singing before his brother had made it halfway through the song
• The girl who read a story she'd written, entitled "Snakes Family Christmas"
• Haley's piano solo

• The Sunbeam who rolled herself in the curtain like a burrito and her two classmates who stood frozen onstage while the audience sang "Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam" for them
  
• The emcee who told jokes like "Why did the gangster cross the road? 'Cause he was stapled to the chicken!"
  
• How Carter couldn't tear himself away from his cookie long enough to pose for a picture with his display
• When I looked around and realized that the only two people in our new ward whose names I can remember are named Katie and Drew

And my Number One favorite highlight from the 1st Ward Primary Talent Expo:

• When the Primary president stood at the microphone and announced, "I don't know if this is a problem, but a bunch of kids are running around the display area, and they're running with sharp wooden sticks that could impale them, so ..."